星期四, 6月 12, 2008

"The Truth" (a wonderful joke)



A well-dressed model on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course my dear. What may I do for you ?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electric hairdryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

The official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please."

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